Satire for absurd times: comic news articles on politics, science and more.
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For eight consecutive years, AstroNot has been twelve months away from revolutionizing spaceflight, and investors value it at a record $10 trillion.
Read post →Experts urge calm as they examine the three Norris Conditions that keep physics running.
Read post →President Schlump has a plan to put $5,000 in every American’s pocket.
Read post →A story about the dire consequences of tariffs.
Read post →Satire. Human Adjustment Coordination Publication #1.
Read post →A satirical news article. The seated Lincoln rose from his marble chair and stepped down from the memorial platform.
Read post →Earth “wins” alien invasion after President Schlump blocks Pentagon plan, tries to emulate Independence Day and fails. Only for President Schlump to surrender unconditionally.
Read post →A satirical news article in which President Schlump accepts the Nobel Prize in Physics.
Read post →A satirical news article: MARA announces health “guidelines” that ban pregnant women from berries, apples, spinach, kale and bell peppers.
Read post →News of new books and early looks, and Diary of a God, a comic fantasy short story, free.
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