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The Freedom Check
President Schlump has a plan to put $5,000 in every American’s pocket.
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The recurring adventures of President Schlump.
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Schlump and the Galactic Trade Debacle
A story about the dire consequences of tariffs.
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Schlump Surrenders Earth Unconditionally to Aliens
Earth “wins” alien invasion after President Schlump blocks Pentagon plan, tries to emulate Independence Day and fails. Only for President Schlump to surrender unconditionally.
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President Schlump Accepts Nobel Prize in Physics
A satirical news article in which President Schlump accepts the Nobel Prize in Physics.
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MARA Declares War on Fruit and Vegetables
A satirical news article: MARA announces health “guidelines” that ban pregnant women from berries, apples, spinach, kale and bell peppers.
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